Earonic

So, as we get older I find it ironic that our ears get bigger as our hearing gets worse. Hmmm, maybe that’s why.

$DJT —Tanks a Lot Buddy

So, I so want this piece of shit, both the stock and the man, to tank big time, they’re both worthless.

Like(👍) a Post @EveryDog

So, I just got back from taking my dog for his daily social media excursion. He likes to express himself with frequency as we stroll the neighborhood, squeezing out a few drops of his signature fragrance along the way, leaving it as a board posting on his Fecebook account and checking for olfactory comments by

. . .to a fault.

So, this morning we here in the Northeast felt the earth move, as we experienced a small 4.8 magnitude earthquake. It lasted about thirty seconds and was centered in New Jersey. I just thought it was Chris Christie doing his HIT workout.

Skin Deep

So, Trump has designated different levels for donating to his con-paign reelection fund. The top level is Ultra MAGA and it can be yours for just a little over $800,000. Trump himself is an Ulta MAGA because of all the cosmetics he schmears on his fat face.

A Sign

So, I’m actually pretty surprised that Trump’s latest grift, selling Bibles, doesn’t include a Jesus signed first edition. Missed opportunity.

All Sales Finally

So, Conald J. Trump owes a lot of money, of which he seems to be a bit short. Ahh, Conny old boy, are you experiencing some belt tightening, cause your waistline could certainly use it? Not to worry, ol’ Kvetchy is here to help your fat ass out. I propose a Going Out Of Business

C-Off-ee

So, it falls to me to announce the untimely death of our fourteen year old espresso machine. Saeco Incanto, or as she was fondly referred to as Coffee Machine, died yesterday after battling ventilation problems for several months. Emergency phone calls and Google searches could not secure any donor parts to resuscitate her, so after

Zero Some

“So, we’re here tonight with the winner of the 2024 Presidential race. In a rare upset victory, None Of These Candidates has eked out a small majority in both the popular and electoral numbers. After Nikki Haley lost the Nevada primary to None Of These Candidates, it became apparent that Mr/Ms NOTC, might just be

ImpArtial—a story

I am a very organized, some would say OCD, kind of person. Planning things out on paper would seem very OG to those much younger than myself, but it is how I think best. I need to visually see things, so in writing my memoirs I have waited a full ninety five years so that