ImpArtial—a story

I am a very organized, some would say OCD, kind of person. Planning things out on paper would seem very OG to those much younger than myself, but it is how I think best. I need to visually see things, so in writing my memoirs I have waited a full ninety five years so that

Musee d’Hearsay

So, I want to take this moment to welcome you to the GOP Museum. My name is ——— and I’ll be your guide today. Can all the people of color in the back hear me? Yes? Good. First, a little history. The GOP, or as it originally meant, The Grand Old Party, was one of