Skin Deep

So, Trump has designated different levels for donating to his con-paign reelection fund. The top level is Ultra MAGA and it can be yours for just a little over $800,000. Trump himself is an Ulta MAGA because of all the cosmetics he schmears on his fat face.

All Sales Finally

So, Conald J. Trump owes a lot of money, of which he seems to be a bit short. Ahh, Conny old boy, are you experiencing some belt tightening, cause your waistline could certainly use it? Not to worry, ol’ Kvetchy is here to help your fat ass out. I propose a Going Out Of Business

The Grift of Grab

So, having entered the world of NFTs, with an absolutely ludicrous collection of self idolizing images, Donald Trump is now exploring other venues with which to market (grift) himself. If you subscribe to Narcissist Illustrated (“We put the Me in Meme”) you’ll find, in addition to the glossy decals you can peel and stick, advertisements